February 2012
260 posts
boy: did it hurt
girl: did what hurt
boy: when you survived the abortion
New kitty!!!!!!!
Mom: *calls my name*
Me: *closes computer, gets up, opens door, walks downstairs, jumps through hoop of fire, fights muhammad ali in his prime, wrestles a bear, out runs usain bolt, climbs mount everest*
Mom: Hand me that thing literally 5 feet from where I'm sitting.
Me:
I love you, I just love you so very much.
you're an idiot, and when you talk it pains me....
marist for ze weekendd
